Touch-Free Er'thang

Touch-Free Er'thang

Get yo dirty hands outcho mouth and get this supa fly keychain from the future. Bathroom door handles, bus straps, subway poles... Save ya' sleeve. Get a Gryp

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Bang. right on your fingers. Gryp does the job on any hand

  • Works? Yup.

    The Gryp's versatile shape works on everything: bathroom door handles, bus poles, subway straps, toilet flushers and more.

  • Bacteria? Nope.

    The Gryp is made of soft, flexible boob-grade silicone that resists bacteria. It's also dishwasher safe & easy to sanitize on the fly.

  • One-Size-Fits-All

    A single piece of spiraled silicone creates a simple conical shape that fits all finger sizes.

Simply Useful

Simply Useful

You see dat? All those numbers gets confusing but I'm gonna break it down real simple for yalls: It works. Reeeal good.

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FAQ

What can I use it on?

WTF?! We already said it works on everything. Not sure how we can be more clear on this one. We're gonna list some stuff here for SEO points: toilet flushers, circular door knobs, subway straps, bus poles, crosswalk buttons, elevator buttons, and more. The Gryp works on hot handles in desert climates and static electricity in office environments. BOOM. Now buy it already. What are you waiting for? Chicks love this thing. If you don't like it, get it for your wife or something. I don't know. Don't think about it, just do it. DO IT NOW!

Won't it get dirty?

Never. Just kidding. Silicone resists microbiological growth so your Gryp stays clean after repeated use m'kay?

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Triangle of Wealth

Triangle of Wealth

The Gryp uses a complex system of Sacred Geometry to draw upon the law of attraction. That means it's basically like a magnet for the opposite sex. For the first time ever, we are allowing you to harness this powerful aphrodisiac and create everlasting wealth and attraction.

Pure Profit

Pure Profit

That’s right. Were not donating anything to Susan G. Komen. Not even a penny. We're spending the entire $2.99 on ourselves. In fact, if you don’t buy enough of these things, we’re gonna have to sign up for food stamps. So get your wallet out and start stimulatin' this economy. Made in America.

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